
Not all, but many Latin telenovelas (and Filipino teleseryes) are ma-arte [over dramatic] and border on stupid and ridiculous, except for a lucky few. And one telenovela that changed everything was definitely Betty La Fea, which was a smash hit in the Philippines for many reasons: because it was smart, it had a dark humour that many Filipinos could relate to, and it was the most realistic true-to-life down to earth telenovela in history, which has made it the most successful telenovela in history, so much so that it has even been adapted for Hollywood by Salma Hayek into Ugly Betty, which is an okay show, but pales in comparison to the original and is made shallow to fit the shallow tastes of Hollywood and the image-obsessed world of entertainment in the US. It influenced Spanish telenovelas such as La Mujer en el Espejo.


And this novela is fantastic, the entire cast is fantastic, they're all fantastic actors, and it's absolutely hilarious, you will laugh out loud watching this show, because the comedy is so clever and smart, and it's receiving #1 ratings all over Latin America, and it's as good or better than Betty La Fea in many ways, and I recommend you check it out if you live in the US, it's showing on Telefutura at 5pm on weekdays. It's entirely in Spanish, but some words and sentences are in English, there are no English subtitles, but there is closed captioning in Spanish, making it convenient for most Pinoys since many times, many Pinoys' abilities to read Spanish are superior to understanding spoken Spanish, but you'll understand it anyway when you watch it because of the thousands of Spanish loanwords in Filipino languages. And I love the theme song, listen to it, I've translated it for you in English:

Opening Entrance to Hasta Que La Plata Nos Separe
[I Will Marry You] Til' Money Do Us Part
My rough translation of the title
Theme song translation of chorus in English at (0:35 seconds)
It's a man singing to a woman:
I need you to slap me (Necesito que me pegues)
To insult me and to never let
a minute pass without treating me bad
Just so that you'll return to my life
I need your love
that won't let my scars heal
That you shout at me in a bar
That you offend me without thinking
That you make me fall to my knees and pray
But I hope you return soon
My heart is broken
Because the only exit out is (Pues no tengo mas salida)
towards your love (que tu amor)
Betty La Fea Opening Credits
- Cristine Reyes vows to honor contract with GMA Artist Center CF
- Ryan and Judy Ann fly to U.S. for "Sakal, Sakali, Saklolo" screening CF
- Filipino singer Vincent Bueno wins "Musical! The Show" in Austria
- Riza Santos still considers Mariel Rodriguez as her friend
- TV Ratings (Jan. 8-10): "Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara" getting stronger
- Breakup with Mark Herras bruises Lian Paz's heart and pride
- Claudine Barretto talks warmly about sisters Gretchen and Marjorie CF
The Philippines' pride Vincent Bueno was named the first winner of Musical! The Show, a musical competition in Austria. The finale held early this morning (Philippine time) pitted him against two women finalists.
TV Ratings (Jan. 8-10): "Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara" getting stronger
Erwin Santiago
Friday, January 11, 2008
06:16 PM
Shown nightly on ABS-CBN, Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara has been making its way on top since its premiere last Monday, January 7.
Based on the latest overnight ratings of Taylor Nelson Sofres (TNS), the ABS-CBN horror-serye is now the third most-watched primetime show on television. Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara posted a rating of 32.8 percent last Wednesday (Jan. 9) and 31.8 percent last night (Jan. 10).
Meanwhile, Marimar, continues its reign as the No. 1 overall program while Kamandag is at No. 2.
Eat Bulaga! ruled the daytime slot on Tuesday and Wednesday, but Daisy Siete grabbed the lead Thursday.
PEP (Philippine Entertainment Portal) received overnight ratings from AGB Nielsen for Tuesday (Jan. 8) and from TNS for Wednesday and Thursday.
Here are the overnight ratings from January 8 to 10 conducted by AGB Nielsen (Jan. 8) and TNS (Jan. 9-10) among Mega Manila households:
January 8 (Tuesday)
Daytime:
- Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 20.7%
- Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 20.1%
- Whammy! Push Your Luck (GMA-7) - 16.7%
- Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig (GMA-7) - 16.4%
- Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 15.8%
- Kapamilya, Deal Or No Deal (ABS-CBN) - 15.1%
- Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 15%
- My Only Love (GMA-7) - 14.1%
- Come Back Soon-Ae (GMA-7) - 13.8%
- Takeshi's Castle (GMA-7) - 13.1%
Primetime:
- Marimar (GMA-7) - 39.6%
- Kamandag (GMA-7) - 36.5%
- Zaido (GMA-7) - 33.2%
- 24 Oras (GMA-7) - 31.7%
- La Vendetta (GMA-7) - 27.4%
- Patayin Sa Sindak Si Barbara (ABS-CBN) - 26.7%
- Coffee Prince (GMA-7) - 24.9%
- TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) / Lastikman (ABS-CBN) - 24.5%
- Maging Sino Ka Man (ABS-CBN) - 21.2%
- Ysabella (ABS-CBN) - 17.9%
Source: AGB Nielsen
January 9 (Wednesday)
Daytime:
- Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 19.8%
- Whammy! Push Your Luck (GMA-7) - 19.4%
- Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 17.5%
- Kapamilya, Deal Or No Deal (ABS-CBN) - 15.2%
- Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig (GMA-7) - 15%
- Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 14.9%
- Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 14.6%
- Takeshi's Castle (GMA-7) / My Only Love (GMA-7) - 12.5%
- Pinoy Movie Hits (ABS-CBN) - 11.7%
- Come Back Soon-Ae (GMA-7) / Prinsesa Ng Banyera (ABS-CBN) - 10.2%
Primetime:
- Marimar (GMA-7) - 37%
- Kamandag (GMA-7) - 35.6%
- Patayin Sa Sindak Si Barbara (ABS-CBN) - 32.8%
- 24 Oras (GMA-7) - 31.8%
- Zaido (GMA-7) - 31%
- Lastikman (ABS-CBN) - 30.1%
- La Vendetta (GMA-7) - 27.3%
- TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 25.2%
- Coffee Prince (GMA-7) - 21.6%
- Maging Sino Ka Man (ABS-CBN) - 21.1%
Source: TNS
January 10 (Thursday)
Daytime:
- Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 19.6%
- Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 19%
- Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig (GMA-7) - 17.9%
- Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 16.7%
- Whammy! Push Your Luck (GMA-7) - 16.3%
- Kapamilya, Deal Or No Deal (ABS-CBN) - 16%
- Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 14.6%
- My Only Love (GMA-7) - 14.1%
- Takeshi's Castle (GMA-7) - 13.9%
- Pinoy Movie Hits (ABS-CBN) - 11.5%
Primetime:
- Marimar (GMA-7) - 37.6%
- Kamandag (GMA-7) - 32.6%
- Patayin Sa Sindak Si Barbara (ABS-CBN) - 31.8%
- Lastikman (ABS-CBN) - 30.9%
- 24 Oras (GMA-7) - 30.1%
- Zaido (GMA-7) - 30%
- La Vendetta (GMA-7) - 29.9%
- TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 25.6%
- Coffee Prince (GMA-7) - 22.1%
- Maging Sino Ka Man (ABS-CBN) - 21.9%